Captain Crunch                        -S. Dunér - 00

A.

He´s a winner, they say

Got a wife, a car and a maid

In a house where Elvis used to live

Just another fairy tale

A.

He´s a charmer, they whisper

He´s a worker, they say

Got his actions safely controlled

His wife keeps apples in a bowl

Interl.

But is there anyone who knows

´Bout his nocturnal shows

He goes here and there, he goes everywhere

Mrs.Winner´s unaware about his

B.

Dances down the lonely avenue

Flipping his pockets with a speed she´ll never know

Takes of his hat more than ten times every night

Until the morning finally breaks into the light

C.

Returns to toast and coffee served by negligee

Puts on his kimono as if nothing´s ever changed

Then reads the paper, there´s a story ´bout a girl

That´s been slaughtered like a lamb the night before

                        SOLOS over to B´s

A.

Got his consciense all right

Though he´s lonesome at times

But he´s a sociopat, we all know that

He feels nothing inside

A.

He´s pulling on a smile

While he puts on his tie

Goes to work, here comes the handsome guy

His exterior´s a lie

But is there anyone who knows

´Bout his.......etc