The Singer From Hell                             Sophie Dunér © 2009

The singer from hell wants it all

The singer from hell knows it all

The singer from hell tells you what to do

How to groove and how to move

The singer from hell knows how to sing

But even worse, how to swing

The singer from hell knows the worst to expect

That’s how to read

No need to tell her how to reharmonize

No need to tell her how to recognize

A major from minor

A triad from a fifth

Cause she knows it all

The singer from hell wants nothing at all

The singer from hell knows nothing at all

The singer from hell doesn’t know what to do

How to groove and how to move

The singer from hell doesn’t know how to sing

But even worse, not how to swing

The singer from hell doesn’t know theory

Or how to read

You need to tell her how to reharmonize

You need to tell her how to recognize

A swing from a bossa,

Samba from Be-Bop

Cause she knows nothing at all

Come on, Jazz Police throw that singer in jail!